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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Cherry on January 04, 2012, 04:11 pm
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Silk Road rules!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEA!
So now onto operation "Get Naked or Die Trying"
I am 18 year old female and my resolution was to lose my virginity this year or die trying! I am starting college in a few days so now so I feel like its time to start getting laid and getting paid. But not necessarily getting paid for getting laid hahaha.
I doubt it will be hard. I am looking forward to the new year and hopefully I can find a talented guy to lose my virginity to. But from what I hear there are more than a few guys out there that are no good in bed. So I have to hope that I get a guy that can lay the pipe good enough for me to finish and enjoy my first time!
I wonder if any other Silk Road users made a similar resolution.
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*Face in palm* ???
Welcome to SR and SR loves you.
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"..have the granny smashed out of you."!!
Fucking love it mate! Sounds like we live near each other from your turn of phrase!
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:D Bigglesworth, how true. Have yet to see virgin babe die trying though.
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Don't expect to "finish", as you put it, on your first time. It takes some getting used to. But that doesn't mean you can't still enjoy the fuck.
Cheers! And use protection, 'kay?
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You must have a butterface if you haven't been laid by 18. Good luck losing your virginity, and enjoy having sex and actually WANTING it, cause soon enough you're gonna be so sick of him grabbing you and wanting to fuck all the time that you'll wish you never had to have sex again, lol!
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Take a shower and I'll cum on your butt tattoo.
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nomad bloodbath
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I recommend you find a man who can turn you on with his words so much that if his actions suck, you will still be so hot it won't matter. And yep, I agree with bigglesworth - hes probably over 25... Good luck!!
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You must have a butterface if you haven't been laid by 18. Good luck losing your virginity, and enjoy having sex and actually WANTING it, cause soon enough you're gonna be so sick of him grabbing you and wanting to fuck all the time that you'll wish you never had to have sex again, lol!
Would sex with spouse differ from sex with your BF? You wouldn't be sick from having sex with someone you married right?
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You must have a butterface if you haven't been laid by 18. Good luck losing your virginity, and enjoy having sex and actually WANTING it, cause soon enough you're gonna be so sick of him grabbing you and wanting to fuck all the time that you'll wish you never had to have sex again, lol!
Would sex with spouse differ from sex with your BF? You wouldn't be sick from having sex with someone you married right?
Depends on whom you marry.
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"..have the granny smashed out of you."!!
Fucking love it mate! Sounds like we live near each other from your turn of phrase!
Just thinking about this turns me on.
Don't expect to "finish", as you put it, on your first time. It takes some getting used to. But that doesn't mean you can't still enjoy the fuck.
Cheers! And use protection, 'kay?
I am going to finish cause I there is this guy, he is actually 25, and my friend said he is a stud. Hes cute but his attitude is really sexxy, he is super confident. Plus he is smart as hell so if he gets me prego at least my kid will be half smart lol, his half haha.
Protection............ewwwww grosss. I would rather die a slow painful death from STDs then have less fun using protection! What the hell kinda advice is that for a virgin! I hope you find a sexy 18 year old virgin that wants to fuck you then she is like ooo yea do you have a condom?
You must have a butterface if you haven't been laid by 18. Good luck losing your virginity, and enjoy having sex and actually WANTING it, cause soon enough you're gonna be so sick of him grabbing you and wanting to fuck all the time that you'll wish you never had to have sex again, lol!
Yea babe I totally agree with the butterface thing you said. But when my grandma died she made me promise not to have sexy until I was 18. I was really sorry I made that promise but 3 days into my 18th birthday I already found the guy I am planning to nail! From what guys tell me I am good looking. When I wear shorts to the grocery store all the old guys and perverts stare at me. Sometimes my mom yells at them lol. But then when she isnt looking I do bad stuff........sometimes I blow them a kiss or lick my lips lol. I like the attention haha.
Silk Road is really cool so many people answered my post. Even a forum mod. I am so lucky. And he said he would donate free sperm for my cause! What a deal!
I just ordered some xtc from mitanox or whatever his name is.....Once I get it I am going to tell that guy I have some xtc and ask him if he wants to hang out. Then once he is all fucked up I am going to take advantage of him. But if he doesn't give it to me I will take it if I have to......
O yea, I will review mitanox after I get the stuff. I really hope his stuff is strong enough because if not I may have to rape this guy.
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Protection............ewwwww grosss. I would rather die a slow painful death from STDs then have less fun using protection! What the hell kinda advice is that for a virgin! I hope you find a sexy 18 year old virgin that wants to fuck you then she is like ooo yea do you have a condom?
Honey, don't take this the wrong way... but you're one of the stupidest, most uninformed and plain irresponsible people I've ever encountered on the Internet. And seeing as a lot of my Internet contact is with junkies, that's saying something.
Either that or you live under a bridge, in which case: Congratulations. Successful troll is successful.
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I wish they were some horny 18 year olds around where I live............
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Everyone in this thread is around 30 years old.
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nomad bloodbath
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Everyone in this thread is around 30 years old.
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nomad bloodbath
I thought you just turned 12 recently?!
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Everyone in this thread is around 30 years old.
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nomad bloodbath
I thought you just turned 12 recently?!
Shhhhh im a moderator no one is suppose to know that.
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nomad bloodbath
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NB
you have still, hmm 6yrs time to lose virginity 8)
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Everyone in this thread is around 30 years old.
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nomad bloodbath
Haha, I'm 19 :)
I never ever like telling people my age on the internet though. People start to act different... plus it always looks like an attention whore when ever someone is like "yeah I'm 18, im so cooool".
Oh and to OP...I would be weary about fucking you. You're attitude towards sex is weird. Just fucking fuck someone already, it's not as magical as you think haha.
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Don't expect to "finish", as you put it, on your first time. It takes some getting used to. But that doesn't mean you can't still enjoy the fuck.
Cheers! And use protection, 'kay?
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Protection............ewwwww grosss. I would rather die a slow painful death from STDs then have less fun using protection! What the hell kinda advice is that for a virgin! I hope you find a sexy 18 year old virgin that wants to fuck you then she is like ooo yea do you have a condom?
WTF, you are just like saying, 'Hey poke me with the best dope you have I dun fucking care if you are an AIDS patient, I rather have AIDS and die from Heroin OD than only be able to shoot myself with shitty China White! Poke me, O fuck yes!'
Haha just kidding mate. Anyway be responsible to what you are doing and don't regret. ;)
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Protection............ewwwww grosss. I would rather die a slow painful death from STDs then have less fun using protection! What the hell kinda advice is that for a virgin! I hope you find a sexy 18 year old virgin that wants to fuck you then she is like ooo yea do you have a condom?
Just in case there was any doubt that this is a troll thread.
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You need a license to drive a car, but they'll let any asshole be a parent.
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I just ordered some xtc from mitanox or whatever his name is.....Once I get it I am going to tell that guy I have some xtc and ask him if he wants to hang out. Then once he is all fucked up I am going to take advantage of him. But if he doesn't give it to me I will take it if I have to......
O yea, I will review mitanox after I get the stuff. I really hope his stuff is strong enough because if not I may have to rape this guy.
Im pretty sure you didnt order XTC from me unless you ordered it 8 weeks ago :) If you ordered 2cb and think its XTC please educate yourself before you overdose yourself or someone else.
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Protection............ewwwww grosss. I would rather die a slow painful death from STDs then have less fun using protection! What the hell kinda advice is that for a virgin! I hope you find a sexy 18 year old virgin that wants to fuck you then she is like ooo yea do you have a condom?
Just in case there was any doubt that this is a troll thread.
^ Agreed. But don't spoil it... The good thing about people who take loads of drugs is that we are very good at denial!
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She could be young and stupid. I see this combination often.
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Dam everyone round these parts is 30 lol. We dont have that kinda life expectancy over this way haha. Naw its not that bad but dam guys 30.
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Exactly, and we are paid well enough to be nice and experimental!
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obvious troll is obvious..